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TA的每日心情 | 奋斗 2014-1-13 04:25 |
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看了推荐的那个外文网站 发现很多文章比较浅显,以打广告为目的,有时候看一篇下来,发现还不如不看。呵呵 不过也有觉得不错的 反正无聊 给大家翻译了一篇 我这英语也是半吊子语文也是半吊子,有错误欢迎大哥们指正。原文
Murphy’s Laws of TEOTWAWKI
From Wikipedia: Murphy’s Law is an adage that is typically stated as: “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”.
1. Food, you still don’t have enough
2. People without back up shelters might be without shelter
3. People with guns and no food are finding out that people with food have guns too
4. Look hungry, they might leave you alone.
5. Seed bank, the new source of wealth
6. Insects, It’s what’s for dinner
7. Gun shots, they attract unwanted attention
8. Ask everyone if they have food or water, Jedi mind tricks might work on desperate people
9. Wood burning stoves, they are like pots of gold
10. The less people you know, the better off you are
11. Mormons, suddenly they have a lot of new friends
12. Friendly hungry people…..aren’t
13. People who thought they could make it with just a survival knife are finding out they can’t
14. Satellite Dishes, they make great family dinner tables
15. If invited to a dinner party and you can’t figure out what’s on the menu, it’s you
16. Houses full of food attract the unwanted envy of hungry people
17. Friends who show up without food are not good friends
18. Electricity, the good old days
19. Dog Food, who knew
20. Cash, its a great way to start a fire
21. Alternative energy, you’re kicking yourself now for not investing in it
22. Watching your garden grow, the new Sunday afternoon sport
23. The Government, it will feed itself first
24. Large groups of people with guns make the rules
25. Bad water & Montezuma’s Revenge, they have come to America
26. People who thought the Government would save them, found out that it didn’t
27. Hospitals, no longer a place of healing
28. EMP, now everyone knows what it means
29. Sandy dry soil, suddenly not such a cool place to live anymore
30. If food is the new currency then fresh water is a hot commodity
31. Gold coins, they don’t taste very good
32. Toilet **, should have bought more of that stuff
33. Ham radio operators, who are the nerds now?
34. Burning Green Wood = Smoke / Smoke = Attention / Attention = Bad
35. Trying to start a fire with two sticks? Should have stocked up on more matches
译文:
墨菲的末日法则
1,食品储备再多不嫌多
2,没有后备避难所等于没有避难所
3,有木仓没食品的人也在寻找有食品没木仓的人
4,假装很饿,他们会放你一马
5,种子库=新的财富来源
6,昆虫=你的晚餐
7,枪声=不必要的注意
8,问问每个人他们有没有食物和水,绝地武士的精神控制对那些绝望的人有用(这个真不懂)
9,木材燃烧炉=一盆黄金
10,你认识的人越少越好
11,摩门本人突然有很多新朋友
12,友好的饥饿的人--不存在
13,认为他们能用一把生存刀无所不能的人很快会发现他们不能
14,卫星天线是很好的家庭餐桌
15,如果被邀请参加一个晚宴而你不知道菜单上有什么,那么就是你了
16,装满食物的房子会引起饥饿的人的不必要的嫉妒
17,没有食物的朋友不是好朋友
18,电?明日黄花!
19,狗粮,谁知道呢?(这个也不太懂,我猜意思就是狗粮也是好食物吧··)
20,钞票?很好的引火物
21,替代能源-你会后悔当初没在这上面投资
22,看着你的花园(菜园)成长--一项新的星期天下午的运动
23,政抚会先养活自己(考公务猿也是一种避险方式 呵呵)
24,一大群拿木仓的人才是秩序的制定者
25,脏水&蒙特祖玛的报复(拉肚纸),他们来到了美国
26,指望政抚的人会失望
27,医院不再是治病的地方
28,emp(电磁振荡),现在大家都知道这是什么
29,多沙的干土,突然没有这样一个凉爽的地方居住了(不懂)
30,如果食品变成新的货币,那么淡水可是抢手货了
31,金币?不好吃
32,卫生纸,应该多买
33,火腿?现在谁是怪咖?(大概指无线电爱好者在和平年代被当怪人或书呆子看待)
34,燃烧的绿色植物=烟=注意!=不好了!
35,想用两根棍子取火?还是贮存更多火柴吧 |
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